Post by Ringlo Dinglo on Aug 11, 2015 3:15:06 GMT
The Inglo Family
Creation
In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth. The earth was empty, a formless mass cloaked in darkness. And the Spirit of God was hovering over its surface. Then God said, "Let there be light," and there was light. And God saw that it was good. Then he separated the light from the darkness. God called the light "day" and the darkness "night." God realized that there must be a force to balance the two, light and dark. The day of this realization, it is said, God proclaimed, "Let there be........Ringlo." and there was Ringlo. And God saw.....that he dun fucked up.
The First Ringlo ^^^
Inglos through the Ages
Since the start of Time, and the dawn of the age of Man, there has always been a Ringlo. The first Ringlo saw the first thing with a hole, (which happened to be an ape) and decided to mate with it. And thus begun the grand line that survives to this day. Inglos have balanced the forces of good and evil as long as can be remembered, and shall continue to do so until the end of times, which the family refers to as "Ringlorok".
It is tradition that the firstborn male of every line of Ringlo be named Ringlo, so that the name of their great and noble ancestor may never be forgotten. They say that a Ringlo served in the court of Alexander the Great, and that another stood in the shield-wall against the Persian Empire with King Leonidas of Sparta. Every Inglo is trained in warfare, to fight the forces of Heaven and Hell, Good and Evil, Emono and Mono, Democrats and Republicans, Nazis and Jews, American colonists and English oppressors. Ringlo stood by George Washington as he shattered the English forces, and assassinated Abraham Lincoln under an alias of Mudd. He stood by Augustus Caeser on his campaigns, and by Hannibal as he crushed the Roman army.
In every important engagement in written history, a Ringlo has played the deciding factor in it. As is their purpose in life.
The Formation of the Family
As Ringlo, 1537th of his name, laid with eight arrows in his chest next to a dying Leonidas, he couldn't help to think "If only I had called 'squad....'" And as he was reincarnated into Ringlo, 1538rd of his name, he decided to mate with more apes, to create more people he could count on. As such, the Inglo's were born. They were proud, noble beings, who mastered the art of shit-flinging and roasting at a young age, they evolved to "spit fire" and used their abilities to maintain balance between nations, provoking kings to attack one another when they became too powerful, allowing younger nations to rise. The family grew, to the point they could even call themselves a Warband. They grew up together, looked the EXACT same due to thousands of generations of incest, and all shared the same intelligence level. They were noble beings, indeed.
The Inglo Newborns being taught the art of Shitflinging by Mother Ape ^^^
Inglos Today
Today, the Inglos continue their mission of eternal balance, helping this faction and that faction here and there, and oppressing the necessary plebs when called upon by the universe to give people a shitty day. They have taken refuge in the mountains, helping a man Ringlo reverently refers to as "bossman" oppress, slaughter, and torture anyone that is deemed fit. Pleasing Bossman fill's Ringlo's little heart with joy, as he believes Bossman was sent from the Universe to help maintain balance between Good and Evil, the Lords and the Plebs, the Straights and the Gays, the Kind ones and the Assholes, the Producers and the Consumers. Ringlo knows deep down that everyone is very grateful to him for his work to maintain the balance of the universe, even if they don't know it yet. In his mind, there is no "right and wrong" There only is, and ever will be.......
Ringlo.
Ringlo oppressing the necessary plebs ^^^
*disclaimer* ringlo incorporated does not necessarily support or endorse any views expressed in this thread, so pls no lynch ringlo*
Creation
In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth. The earth was empty, a formless mass cloaked in darkness. And the Spirit of God was hovering over its surface. Then God said, "Let there be light," and there was light. And God saw that it was good. Then he separated the light from the darkness. God called the light "day" and the darkness "night." God realized that there must be a force to balance the two, light and dark. The day of this realization, it is said, God proclaimed, "Let there be........Ringlo." and there was Ringlo. And God saw.....that he dun fucked up.
The First Ringlo ^^^
Inglos through the Ages
Since the start of Time, and the dawn of the age of Man, there has always been a Ringlo. The first Ringlo saw the first thing with a hole, (which happened to be an ape) and decided to mate with it. And thus begun the grand line that survives to this day. Inglos have balanced the forces of good and evil as long as can be remembered, and shall continue to do so until the end of times, which the family refers to as "Ringlorok".
It is tradition that the firstborn male of every line of Ringlo be named Ringlo, so that the name of their great and noble ancestor may never be forgotten. They say that a Ringlo served in the court of Alexander the Great, and that another stood in the shield-wall against the Persian Empire with King Leonidas of Sparta. Every Inglo is trained in warfare, to fight the forces of Heaven and Hell, Good and Evil, Emono and Mono, Democrats and Republicans, Nazis and Jews, American colonists and English oppressors. Ringlo stood by George Washington as he shattered the English forces, and assassinated Abraham Lincoln under an alias of Mudd. He stood by Augustus Caeser on his campaigns, and by Hannibal as he crushed the Roman army.
In every important engagement in written history, a Ringlo has played the deciding factor in it. As is their purpose in life.
The Formation of the Family
As Ringlo, 1537th of his name, laid with eight arrows in his chest next to a dying Leonidas, he couldn't help to think "If only I had called 'squad....'" And as he was reincarnated into Ringlo, 1538rd of his name, he decided to mate with more apes, to create more people he could count on. As such, the Inglo's were born. They were proud, noble beings, who mastered the art of shit-flinging and roasting at a young age, they evolved to "spit fire" and used their abilities to maintain balance between nations, provoking kings to attack one another when they became too powerful, allowing younger nations to rise. The family grew, to the point they could even call themselves a Warband. They grew up together, looked the EXACT same due to thousands of generations of incest, and all shared the same intelligence level. They were noble beings, indeed.
The Inglo Newborns being taught the art of Shitflinging by Mother Ape ^^^
Inglos Today
Today, the Inglos continue their mission of eternal balance, helping this faction and that faction here and there, and oppressing the necessary plebs when called upon by the universe to give people a shitty day. They have taken refuge in the mountains, helping a man Ringlo reverently refers to as "bossman" oppress, slaughter, and torture anyone that is deemed fit. Pleasing Bossman fill's Ringlo's little heart with joy, as he believes Bossman was sent from the Universe to help maintain balance between Good and Evil, the Lords and the Plebs, the Straights and the Gays, the Kind ones and the Assholes, the Producers and the Consumers. Ringlo knows deep down that everyone is very grateful to him for his work to maintain the balance of the universe, even if they don't know it yet. In his mind, there is no "right and wrong" There only is, and ever will be.......
Ringlo.
Ringlo oppressing the necessary plebs ^^^
*disclaimer* ringlo incorporated does not necessarily support or endorse any views expressed in this thread, so pls no lynch ringlo*