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Post by Balanced Breakfast on Aug 11, 2015 11:01:13 GMT
An anthropomorphic pumpkin walks into the diner with a mellow, yet eager expression. "I'm very hungry," the personified fruit says.
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Post by blackfyre on Aug 11, 2015 11:18:11 GMT
Good let's have pie..
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Post by Balanced Breakfast on Aug 11, 2015 11:28:57 GMT
The pumpkin does not appreciate the stranger's remark. "No, I don't want that," the disgruntled gourd says.
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Post by blackfyre on Aug 11, 2015 11:48:16 GMT
Hmm alright then.. how about muffins instead? They're gluten free.
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Post by Balanced Breakfast on Aug 11, 2015 11:57:33 GMT
The pumpkin's naive expression of serenity quickly changes to bitter rage. He grabs the man by the shoulders, and pounds him down on the bar. The grouchy gourd shatters a bottle of hot sauce with his right hand, and then picks up a handful of shards, slowly squeezing them into the eyesockets of his offender. He carries the stranger over to the diner's fryer, and gazes into his eye sockets, as if the fruit was gazing into the man's soul. "No, I don't want that," the pumpkin says in an annoyed tone, as he slams the offender's head into the fryer's scalding juices. The muffled sounds of crying and gurgling were quickly followed by dull silence.
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Post by blackfyre on Aug 11, 2015 12:41:36 GMT
However the Pumpkin man seemed unaware that this diner employee was no ordinary person he was.. THE WOLVERINE! His head still held in the deep fryer Wolverine's claw swiftly extended outwards. Driving the claws up he stabbed two of the three into the Pumpkin quickly slicing up the side of his delicious outer husk. With intense fury Wolverine lifted his head from the fryer his entire face covered in severe burns but these burns slowly began to heal before the Pumpkin's eyes! With a grin the Wolverine extended the claws from his other hand and said "You just fucked up bub.. next time learn to take a joke!" Wolverine leaped at the Pumpkin man claws forward ready to slice him in two.
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Post by Balanced Breakfast on Aug 11, 2015 17:53:53 GMT
"No, I don't want that!" the pumpkin states with a resentful expression. He casually walks out of the diner, seeking food and amusement elsewhere.
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Post by blackfyre on Aug 11, 2015 18:21:54 GMT
"Yeah that's right keep walkin ya big orange pussy"
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Post by Mouselord on Aug 11, 2015 19:38:14 GMT
Then in walked a toaster...
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Post by blackfyre on Aug 11, 2015 19:44:29 GMT
"What can I get ya bub?"
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Post by Mouselord on Aug 11, 2015 19:54:50 GMT
The toaster sits at a bar stool and says "I need three kilotons of black tar heroin" the toaster then slides a hundred to him and says "and I need...a piece of toast"
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Post by blackfyre on Aug 11, 2015 20:01:52 GMT
"I don't know what kind of place ya think this is bub.. but i'm gonna give ye about five seconds to get the fuck out."
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Post by Deleted on Aug 11, 2015 20:52:59 GMT
*police officer kicks down door, showing his badge and pointing his gun, oblivious to what has happened except the shouting*
Y'all better start explainin' what the hell just happened in here!
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Post by blackfyre on Aug 11, 2015 21:24:29 GMT
"Well this idiot toaster seems to think we sell drugs here so I told him to get out"
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Post by Mouselord on Aug 11, 2015 21:30:52 GMT
The toast then turns into Mickey Mouse and says "You are all fucked now ho ho. I'm going to you out Wolverine and sell you to Micheal Bey ho ho." Turns to police "I believe you cannot arrest me because I own this bar" Drops 10,000 dollars as a "tip".
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