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Post by blackfyre on Jul 31, 2015 2:48:20 GMT
It was a cold rainy day in the middle of Bama-season, the dark Jama, when out of nowhere all the Vaegirs decided to come down from their home upon the mountain. They had a large little red cart being pulled by a horse, the contents of it covered by a large blanket. They rode down the mountain until they reached New Zendar, stopping at the gate they pulled the cloth off of the cart, revealing there was actually an atom bomb, riding forward after letting anyone they ride past see the bomb they noticied a group of thug-zombies sitting on the corner, a few stab wounds in each of them. It was obvious the mighty Jama had saved them before. They got to the middle of the town and kaboom the bomb went off. Luckily, a mighty wizard by the name of "Duckie" was there to save everyone with a single word "accepted". They all came back to life and continued on, infact he abused his wizardry, he sat on the front steps of the town watch stabbing himself then saying "accepted" instantly healing his wounds, he was invincible. A morbidly obese religious fanatic, who also accuses anyone who beats him of autoblock, known as "Crazed" arrived upon the scene. He loaded his crossbow aiming it at his chin, he used his sausage fingers to pull the trigger firing a bolt into his brain. While dying he said "I turn into superman accept powergame?" Duckie, who was busy stabbing himself repeadtly said "Accepted." and so, the bolt poofed right out of our mobidly obese characters head, he got a cape, heat vision, x-ray vision, the ability to fly, and super strength. Along with the obvious "I can't die" aspect, but everyone has that so it isn't special. Fat boy flew up into the air flying in circles, he even flew into brick building a few times breaking bones before he tossed out a "Accepted." and fixed himself back to new.
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Post by Balanced Breakfast on Jul 31, 2015 2:51:02 GMT
It was a cold rainy day in the middle of Bama-season, the dark Jama, when out of nowhere all the Vaegirs decided to come down from their home upon the mountain. They had a large little red cart being pulled by a horse, the contents of it covered by a large blanket. They rode down the mountain until they reached New Zendar, stopping at the gate they pulled the cloth off of the cart, revealing there was actually an atom bomb, riding forward after letting anyone they ride past see the bomb they noticied a group of thug-zombies sitting on the corner, a few stab wounds in each of them. It was obvious the mighty Jama had saved them before. They got to the middle of the town and kaboom the bomb went off. Luckily, a mighty wizard by the name of "Duckie" was there to save everyone with a single word "accepted". They all came back to life and continued on, infact he abused his wizardry, he sat on the front steps of the town watch stabbing himself then saying "accepted" instantly healing his wounds, he was invincible. A morbidly obese religious fanatic, who also accuses anyone who beats him of autoblock, known as "Crazed" arrived upon the scene. He loaded his crossbow aiming it at his chin, he used his sausage fingers to pull the trigger firing a bolt into his brain. While dying he said "I turn into superman accept powergame?" Duckie, who was busy stabbing himself repeadtly said "Accepted." and so, the bolt poofed right out of our mobidly obese characters head, he got a cape, heat vision, x-ray vision, the ability to fly, and super strength. Along with the obvious "I can't die" aspect, but everyone has that so it isn't special. Fat boy flew up into the air flying in circles, he even flew into brick building a few times breaking bones before he tossed out a "Accepted." and fixed himself back to new.
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Post by Bartolomeo on Jul 31, 2015 2:56:46 GMT
It was a cold rainy day in the middle of Bama-season, the dark Jama, when out of nowhere all the Vaegirs decided to come down from their home upon the mountain. They had a large little red cart being pulled by a horse, the contents of it covered by a large blanket. They rode down the mountain until they reached New Zendar, stopping at the gate they pulled the cloth off of the cart, revealing there was actually an atom bomb, riding forward after letting anyone they ride past see the bomb they noticied a group of thug-zombies sitting on the corner, a few stab wounds in each of them. It was obvious the mighty Jama had saved them before. They got to the middle of the town and kaboom the bomb went off. Luckily, a mighty wizard by the name of "Duckie" was there to save everyone with a single word "accepted". They all came back to life and continued on, infact he abused his wizardry, he sat on the front steps of the town watch stabbing himself then saying "accepted" instantly healing his wounds, he was invincible. A morbidly obese religious fanatic, who also accuses anyone who beats him of autoblock, known as "Crazed" arrived upon the scene. He loaded his crossbow aiming it at his chin, he used his sausage fingers to pull the trigger firing a bolt into his brain. While dying he said "I turn into superman accept powergame?" Duckie, who was busy stabbing himself repeadtly said "Accepted." and so, the bolt poofed right out of our mobidly obese characters head, he got a cape, heat vision, x-ray vision, the ability to fly, and super strength. Along with the obvious "I can't die" aspect, but everyone has that so it isn't special. Fat boy flew up into the air flying in circles, he even flew into brick building a few times breaking bones before he tossed out a "Accepted." and fixed himself back to new. I'm dying xD Best thing I read. Ever.
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Post by SO_RealmHawk on Jul 31, 2015 3:05:30 GMT
Alexander Haleheart is dead. Crazed, if we see you on the server again with that name, you will be permanently banned. It's not fair to the other characters who were cked and obeyed our rules.
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